Xanga
~~How to write a Xanga entry~~
1. State that you are depressed. (If you are not depressed than you shouldn’t be writing a Xanga.)
2. State why you are depressed.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 as many times as necessary to alert the world to all your problems.
4. Think of a random metaphor. Write it down.
5. Go into depth about how this metaphor applies to your depression.
6. Conclude with statements about the unfairness of the universe, how your life sucks and how everyone hates you.
**Tips**
If you still aren’t getting eProps try following these tips.
1. Make sure you frequently misspell words.
2. Make sure you use as many internet acronyms as possible.
3. Make sure you do not use complete sentences.
4. Apply a template that is hard on the eyes and plays annoying music.
5. Try changing the size and color of your font often.
6. Use ASCII smilies often.
7. Randomly bang on the keyboard to vent your frustration.
WRITTEN BY ME… feel free to steal it as long as u leave my name along