I lives in a socket and eats electricity

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Pyro Neko — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:48:08 +0000

I’ll piss my pants if i go up in front of ppl to present. ~ S.R.
Thats ok, we’ll get you a diaper. ~ D.B

I tried to look up gullible in the dictionary, but then i didnt know how to spell it. ~ S.R.

What do you do with a .rar file? ~ M.J.

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Pyro Neko — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 17:31:38 +0000

Will the highways on the Internet become more few? ~ George w. Bush

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Pyro Neko — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:31:57 +0000

Peter, you’re such a noob. Come at the right time! ~ M.J.
Thats what she said! ~ P.F.

Will will willl! This keyboard has ASIAN on it! ~ A.M.

Are you fucking me? ~ A.A.

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Pyro Neko — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:02:02 +0000

So, when are you gonna ask me to homecoming. ~ K.V.

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Pyro Neko — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 18:50:40 +0000

How to make a woman love you.

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to make a man love you.

Arrive naked … with beer.

~ Unknown

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Pyro Neko — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:55:31 +0000

If you tried to punch me in the stomach, your face would break. ~ D.Y.

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Pyro Neko — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:31:59 +0000

“Have you ever been so happy you could have kissed someone? I was once, and it just so happened that you were the only person around. I decided that I was fine just being happy.” ~ S.M.

Xanga

Pyro Neko — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:44:34 +0000

~~How to write a Xanga entry~~
1. State that you are depressed. (If you are not depressed than you shouldn’t be writing a Xanga.)
2. State why you are depressed.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 as many times as necessary to alert the world to all your problems.
4. Think of a random metaphor. Write it down.
5. Go into depth about how this metaphor applies to your depression.
6. Conclude with statements about the unfairness of the universe, how your life sucks and how everyone hates you.
**Tips**
If you still aren’t getting eProps try following these tips.
1. Make sure you frequently misspell words.
2. Make sure you use as many internet acronyms as possible.
3. Make sure you do not use complete sentences.
4. Apply a template that is hard on the eyes and plays annoying music.
5. Try changing the size and color of your font often.
6. Use ASCII smilies often.
7. Randomly bang on the keyboard to vent your frustration.

WRITTEN BY ME… feel free to steal it as long as u leave my name along

Hello world!

Pyro Neko — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 06:39:34 +0000

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