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Will the highways on the Internet become more few? ~ George w. Bush

Peter, you’re such a noob. Come at the right time! ~ M.J.
Thats what she said! ~ P.F.
Will will willl! This keyboard has ASIAN on it! ~ A.M.
Are you fucking me? ~ A.A.

So, when are you gonna ask me to homecoming. ~ K.V.

How to make a woman love you.
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to make a man […]

“Have you ever been so happy you could have kissed someone? I was once, and it just so happened that you were the only person around. I decided that I was fine just being happy.” ~ S.M.